You Might Be a Programmer or Linuxist If:
0  - you argue with your math teacher that ++ is a valid operation
1  - you spend more time finding a semicolon than writing code
2  - you have more than five cups of coffee a day
3  - you think the Constitution should have a man page
4  - you think dog should be a command to send a text file to the printer
5  - you wrote fifteen pages to your employer about how hexadecimal works in C
6  - you have a hard drive full of abandoned project ideas that never went past the first week
7  - you constantly snooze your alarm to start fixing bugs
8  - your hair is bent in 90° angles from you trying to pull it out
9  - when you think of pyrite you think of Python interpreters
10 - you think dashes are better than bullet points
11 - you believe Windows is unholy
12 - you try to ssh into your refrigerator
13 - you spent weeks reverse engineering the Bluetooth protocol
14 - you try to use grep in Command Prompt
15 - you just noticed that this list is zero-based
16 - you got mad at bullet 6
17 - you've tried to html-ify this text document already
18 - you tried to wrestle with UART
19 - you think 101010 is the answer to life
20 - you just searched bullet 19 on Google to figure out what it meant
21 - you look at the time, see 4:04 and think "time not found"
22 - you press CTRL S in a terminal and wonder why everything froze
23 - you have 14 tabs open to view "essential" documentation
25 - you call empty space "null"
26 - you just noticed that bullet 25 skipped a number
27 - you just looked back at bullet 23 and 25 to confirm bullet 26
28 - you are up at 3 AM eating breakfast that is grain in a grid pattern
29 - you have a few boxes full of cables lying around somewhere
30 - you buy USB hubs because they look cool
31 - you have a whole library of documentation books
32 - everybody begs you to touch grass, so you pull up an image of grass on your computer and touch it
33 - you code on a Raspberry Pi
34 - you spent a whole day reinstalling packages in a TTY only to realize you had flipped the power switch on the mouse
35 - you hear 12 and think of the week you spent debugging why the bootloader wouldn't work
36 - you finally get a different error message and take a break
37 - you explain to a rubber duck on your desk why it doesn't work
38 - you just wrote a cron job to display these jokes in a loop once each hour
39 - you wrote a script to commit and push a bit of text to GitHub instead of copy pasting it
40 - you think hollywood "hackers" should be portrayed properly
41 - you wrote a script that listens for you pressing a key on the keypad and opens an application launcher, because you have no use for the keypad
42 - you see "!!!", think "bang bang bang", and then think of guns
43 - you tell computers how to be a computer.